Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers' year is off to an interesting start.
Shortly before the recent arrival
of their son (whose name has yet to be revealed), Armie injured himself
during a sparring session in his backyard. Sharing a photo of his
black-and-blue muscle on Instagram, the Nocturnal Animals
actor, 30, wrote, "If anyone is curious what the bruising looks like
when you tear your pectoral muscle clean from the bone.... it looks like
this."
To his surprise, the injury was worse than he initially
thought. But Elizabeth, who was past her due date, lightened the mood on
Instagram.
"When you're supposed to be at the hospital having a baby and/or
glamming for Globes, but your husband is rushed to the hospital with a
torn pec muscle," she said Jan. 8. "#righthospital #wrongreason
#painmedskickedinanhourago."
Armie Hammer Spills on Elizabeth Chambers' Pregnancy
Just
before Armie went into surgery, the actor kissed his wife's baby bump.
"Dear baby, Please don't come in the next 5 hours," the mom-to-be said
on Instagram. "Thank you, Mom and Dad."
The surgery went well, and Elizabeth gave birth several days later. "Both mom and baby are doing great," Armie's rep told People. A source close to the couple said they are "overjoyed with their growing family," and Harper Hammer, 2, "is already embracing the role of big sister."
Indeed she is. Elizabeth share the first picture of her family of four on Instagram
Tuesday, which showed Harper cuddling up to her baby brother. "Beyond
grateful for the prayers and for this ultimate blessing," the BIRD
Bakery CEO and founder, 34, wrote. "We couldn't be more in love."
Another
photo showed the couple's firstborn wearing a white dress with the
words "Big Sister" monogrammed near her collar. "Homeward bound and just
a little excited," Elizabeth wrote on Instagram. Writing in Harper's voice, she said, "#insistedonwearingthisdressfortwodays."
The Real Housewives Real Estate Glossary 
The Housewives do everything in their own way. It might not be the best, but it's their best. They're doing their best.
This applies to pretty much all aspects of the Real Housewives
lifestyle, from marriages to personal style to careers to product
sponsorship. But it also couldn't be more true when it comes to the real
estate empires of the Housewives. These women do their homes their own
way, and if you don't understand it then you can just see yourself out.
Although,
these particularities and idiosyncrasies can be quite
confusing—dizzying, dare we say—for those who are not well versed in all
the terms and trends frequented in the Real Housewives real
estate universe. Which is exactly why we created this glossary: So that
you never have to say "What's a Baja shelf?" again.
Consider
this a list with a life of its own; like the homes of the Housewives,
it will grow and upgrade and flip as need be. But for now, reference
this glossary whenever you find yourself questioning a see-through
fridge, or if you need your own design ideas. Because Lisa shouldn't be the only one enjoying the Baja shelf.
Abundance Candles: A
candle that can help combat financial stress and allow its lighters the
peace of mind to make good financial decisions. As Sonja Morgan can
attest, lighting her abundance candle helps her with all of her
opportunities and attract wealth.
Baby Fridge: The refrigerator you build when you want to recreate the magic of a huge, farmers market-style monstrosity but no longer live in your Malibu mansion.
Baja Shelf: Otherwise
known as an Acapulco shelf, Cabo shelf, or tanning shelf, or, if you've
truly no idea, "a cliff." This refers to the pool entry, in this case
it being a shelf or set of stairs that allows one to enter a backyard
pool in stages. Please refer to the elegant English garden party Lisa
Vanderpump threw for Ken, in which he slipped right off the shelf, to
the detriment of his fancy Italian loafers.
Bassano Rooster: A
beautiful Italian knick-knack that was a staple of Vicki Gunvalson's
kitchen for years. Due to overwhelming interest in the rooster, she
decided to auction it off for a good cause.
The Berkshires: A
mythical land in rural Massachusetts, known for its quaint villages,
outdoor activities, fall foliage, farm-to-table dining and also Dorinda Medley's vacation home. She cooked, she decorated, she made it nice.
Champagne Room: No,
it's not what you think. This is Heather Dubrow's chateau, not a dirty
strip club we're talking about! This home element is exactly what it
sounds like: A room dedicated specifically to champagne. It can be used
both for storage and to pay homage to a theme. Think champagne
doorbells.
Chateau Sheree: An
Atlanta home that took over five years of construction to complete, and
whose housewarming invitations were marked with rhinestone belts.
Chateau She-Can't-Pay: An alternate moniker for Chateau Sheree, albeit a much snarkier one.
Etched Window: A
piece of glass with a very artful (emphasis on artful) design carved
into it. If you're Heather Dubrow, your etched window portrays your
family tree, complete with special placement for your still-frozen
embryos.
Jerusalem Tile: A stone that was imported directly from the holy land of Jerusalem and
delivered right to Kathryn Edwards' San Diego estate.
Maxxinista: Someone who is both stylish and appreciates a good deal, most typically from TJ Maxx. See: Ramona Singer.
Mirrored Fridge: For
all those times that you want both a) a snack and b) to make sure your
hair and outfit are on point. Credit to Kim Zolciak Biermann.
Moore Manor: Kenya
Moore's 7,200-square-foot Atlanta-area home, which boasts features like
floor-to-ceiling marble bathrooms, a beautiful view of the trees and
decor accouterments that may or may not be from Ikea.
Toaster Oven: A major design element in Sonja Morgan's Lenox Hill townhouse, left over from her domestic goddess days.
Villa Rosa: The quaint 8,800 Beverly Hills cottage, to which Lisa Vanderpump and her husband Ken downsized from their original mansion.
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